Shit to Myself Vinyl Sticker
$5
Slap this 3-inch waterproof vinyl sticker on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere else that needs a dose of honest humor. With its witty take on keeping your thoughts to yourself, it's the perfect way to let people know you've got jokes they'll never hear. Durable and weather-resistant, this sticker sticks around as long as your sarcasm does.