Person holding a wine bottle with a humorous tag, glass of wine on a table.
Black and white wooden tag with humorous text on a white background
Wooden sign with humorous text on a wooden surface with a glass of wine and candle.
Wine bottle with a humorous tag and a glass of wine on a wooden surface.

If I Go Missing Funny Wine Tag

$5
Classic black and white wooden bottle tag with a distressed finish and witty sentiment: "If I Ever Go Missing I Would Like My Photo Put On Wine Bottles Instead Of Milk Cartons - That Way My Friends Will Know To Look For Me." Features abstract tile designs on the reverse side and a fabric loop for easy attachment to any wine bottle. The perfect gag gift for wine lovers who appreciate dark humor—pair it with a nice bottle or give it standalone for instant laughs at parties and gatherings.
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